The price list is spliced in Russian; the client-side offer transliteration turned its section headings and column headers into transliteration too. Translate the known backend-projected strings (the two section headings and the column headers Наименование/Рубли/Голоса в VK/Stars в Telegram/«Фишки») to English and transliterate only the product names, as requested.
Add English versions of the privacy policy, EULA and offer (ui/legal/*_en.md) and render each legal page as one self-contained bilingual document: both language bodies plus a header language toggle and theme toggle (no back), a small inline ES5 script that switches language client-side (no reload, default Russian + persisted) and applies the theme (system default + persisted override) — mirroring the landing. The offer's English view transliterates the Russian product names spliced from the live catalog.
renderLegalHtml now takes both language sources; renderOffer splices the price list into both; the renderer bakes and reads the _en sources and pre-renders the static pages at boot. Also wrap the /offer/ contour probe in the same retry+timeout as the legal probe (the offer page is now bilingual and larger). Docs + renderer/ui tests updated.
The shared legal-page template inherited the offer's shrink-to-fit product-name column (width:1% + white-space:nowrap), which stopped the privacy data table's long prose first column from wrapping and blew the table out horizontally. Scope that rule to the offer (body.offer) and top-align all legal-table cells for the multi-line privacy rows.
The /eula/ probe fetched the full ~129 KB page. While the monitoring stack boots after the rolling deploy and the CPU-capped (1 CPU / 192 MB) renderer is starved, that transfer exceeded the wget timeout for the entire 60s retry window, while the 3x-smaller /privacy/ passed — pre-rendering the pages did not help because the bottleneck is the transfer, not the render. Fetch only the <head> (head -c 4096) and assert the page's canonical URL, which uniquely identifies the rendered legal doc reaching the edge (the landing's canonical is erudit-game.ru/); the check now transfers ~4 KB regardless of page size.
Serving /eula/ re-parsed the large (~122 KB) EULA markdown on every request. Under the rolling deploy's host contention (the renderer is capped at 1 CPU / 192 MB) that was slow enough that the contour /eula/ probe failed for its whole 60s retry window, while the smaller /privacy/ squeaked through; both serve fine once the host is idle. Render privacy + eula once at boot and serve the cached HTML (now ~1.5 ms, a memcpy). The offer stays per-request for its live price splice; the probe retry stays as a readiness backstop.
The single-shot probe raced the render sidecar during the rolling deploy: across two attempts a different route flaked each time (/privacy/, then /eula/) against an otherwise-healthy renderer, while the contour served all three pages correctly — a deploy-time transient (a slow first render of the large EULA while every container recreates, or a connection blip). Wrap the check in the same 20x3s retry the landing/gateway/backend probe uses, with a 10s per-attempt wget timeout, so it waits the transient out instead of failing the deploy.
Author ui/legal/{privacy,eula}_ru.md, reworked from the source documents: the seller INN is unified (290210610742), contacts unified to the Telegram bot + email + postal address, the EULA governing-law clause leads with Russian law + jurisdiction as residence tiers, the single-binding-language clause is dropped, data collection is scoped to voluntary/support provision, and "Компания" is no longer shout-cased.
Serve both as static pages through the render sidecar, reusing a shared renderLegalHtml generalised from renderOfferHtml: new GET /privacy/ and GET /eula/ (301 from the slashless form), the markdown baked into the image, no backend fetch. Route them at the edge via the @legal caddy matcher with a CI probe asserting each page's canonical URL + the seller INN, so a missing route cannot silently fall through to the landing. Add the two links to the landing footer.
Docs baked in: ARCHITECTURE (renderer legal pages + edge routing), FUNCTIONAL (+_ru) footer, renderer/README routes. Tests: renderer legal.test.mjs, ui renderLegalHtml unit, landing footer e2e.